Category Archives: Cooking with the Crone

Full to Bursting

The lady in the dry cleaners looked at me and looked at my gigantic rack of fresh-pressed clothes. Or perhaps I mean my rack of gigantic fresh-pressed clothes. “You and your clothes are not the same size” she said. “Your … Continue reading

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Of cabbages and kale

Barkis makes  brussel sprouts that are beyond belief. I am not exactly sure how he does it but it involves shredding or quartering the sprouts, boiling them and then I imagine he fries them in a little olive oil before dousing … Continue reading

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A Many Splenda Thing

I have lost 50 pounds since last July. Yaaay! Go me! I am pleased with how I look, but I will admit that the pleasures of bean stew were beginning to pall. I decided to splash out on an 8 … Continue reading

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The Lesson of the Leftovers: A Reading for Christmas Week

Leftovers are a Christmas blessing. This morning I had a generous schmeer of the goat’s cheese from yesterday’s cheese board with a slice or two of Irish fruit bread someone gave me as a gift. Everyone knows it is virtuous … Continue reading

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Really, it’s no trouble at all

I have friends coming for dinner later and am feeling defeated by the amount of potatoes I will need to peel. I rather dread the preparation of the sprouts. There are no plans to iron a tablecloth. There is no … Continue reading

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Feasting for Beginners

Christmas dinner was held a couple of days early to accommodate Gretel’s work schedule–bakery counters are busy in the run up to the big day. Hansel’s ham was a triumph as were his pigs in blankets this morning. All agreed … Continue reading

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“Tis The Season To Be Jolly

Gretel has gotten a job at a bakery, which I am interpreting as God’s way of saying “eat cake” This week, God (if indeed it is she) has been speaking much as my Irish Great Aunts once did: “Go on, … Continue reading

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Dinner to remember

Next time you pour yourself a glass of champagne, add a blackberry or two. There are endless hours of fun to be had watching the bubbles force the fruit to tumble in the glass. I am sure this is illustrative … Continue reading

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Sweet things

Daughter at weekend: “Why don’t we bake anymore?” Me: “You can bake any time you like…” Daughter: “When have I ever baked without you??” Me: “But that was when you were small. You could bake perfectly well by yourself now” … Continue reading

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Desperate Dieter in Search of Low Calorie Succour

The good news is that I have lost another 6 lbs, making my total 30lbs in all–not bad in 21/2 months. The bad news is that I have found this last week hard–and next week doesn’t promise to be any … Continue reading

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