Tag Archives: travel

Treat America like Ireland

When the musical of my life is written and performed there will be a massive, sour-faced chorus all singing “why don’t you have your phone?, oh, where is your phone? oh why why can’t you keep your phone?”. The chorus … Continue reading

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Men I met along the way

First  there was Carl, the  twenty-something tour guide at the Johnson Space Center in Houston TX. He was straight from central casting with his lank, dark hair and pale white skin. His shirt was short-sleeved and short on natural fibers. Carl … Continue reading

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Breakfasts to rival the Ulster Fry

I am about to eat my favorite breakfast of all time: Eggs Florentine. In DC, it is usually hard to find as everyone else seems to prefer Eggs Benedict. I think the Canadians can keep their pseudo bacon, I like … Continue reading

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At 13,000 feet, just a little lower than the Angels

Perhaps there are more wheelchairs at the airport which services Lourdes, but there, presumably, they are more useful in arrivals than in departures. At the Salt Lake City airport, TSA departure lines are clogged with wheelchairs and limping travelers wait to push their … Continue reading

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Ironing and the Irishman

Spud Hughes is back in town. He arrived at the DC apartment tonight wearing his best brown irish linen suit. ” I wore it here on the plane because I’ll need it next week and I didn’t want to get it … Continue reading

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It wouldn’t suit everyone…

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Hell being me

For the next four days I am working in Laguna Beach CA, and this means I have the good fortune to stay the Montage resort and spa. You can check out my luxury beachview bungalow here  I spoiled the room as … Continue reading

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The blind and the service-impaired

I am going to be spending most of today in the air, and, thanks to American Airlines, I can blog the whole way from DC to CA if I want to. This is bad news for you, as I am … Continue reading

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A little part of Spain–in the Arizona desert

The Crone has been in two minds about the hotel in Phoenix Arizona where she is to spend the next week–the Intercontinental Montelucia. On many levels, it is quite spectacularly naff, a giant folly built under Camelback Mountain in the … Continue reading

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Deer Jerky and Our Lady in A Looking Glass

Should the Virgin Mary ever appear in a mirror near you, the Crone implores you to put the details on the internet, pronto. This will not only help bloggers eager to write about your shiny shrine but will also allow you to … Continue reading

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