Saturday morning–by the numbers

Time left the house: 7:30am 

Number of yard sale jewels bought for Gretel: 4 (note to self–it’s Mother’s Day tomorrow. Shouldn’t The Crone be the one being showered with gifts?)

Number of super woofer speakers bought for Hansel: 2 (well, a boy can never have too many) 

Expenditure on plants: $31 for 3 Japanese Maples, 3 bee balm, 6 day lilies and 3 forget-me-nots that have already wilted 

Number of chairs bought: 0 

Number of miles cycled on the exercise bike: 12 

Number of calories worked off: Maybe 100

Number of calories consumed so far today: 160 

Number of juvenile delinquents meant to be weeding the yard: 2 

Number of snakes spotted in the long grass: 1 

Number of juvenile delinquents now loafing on the porch: 2

About Liz Barron

US Peace Corps Volunteer in Armenia. Permanent address in Washington DC. Deep roots in Northern Ireland and persistent Belfast accent. Blogger,cook, mother, grandma, Scrabble-player and enthusiastic world traveler.
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