Brazilian, ladies, threesomes:there’s worse than the Lib Dems out there

My goodness Blabs,

I am the West Country flow. I am West Country!

I was slightly taken aback by your political diatribe. Am I to believe you are you encouraging me to become a tactical voter? Putting my deep affection for Vincent Cable to one side, the Liberal Democrats have done such a good job in local government (providing assistance to buy new chairs for our community centre and replacing cracked flags on the High Street being just two examples) that, to my mind, they deserve a pop at forming a national government.

And, in any case, isn’t three supposed to be a magic number? The Father, Son & the Holy Ghost probably out-trump the Beverley Sisters but what about those Musketeers or those porridge-eating bears or those Stooges? There’s no doubting it, threesomes can be a wonderful thing.

But, whoever wins the election, DBLW will work with them, for the good of the country and I shall pledge my full support to our new T&H MP, whoever that may be.

And I shall certainly drop you a line once the votes have been counted and the results are known and we can see whether, with the weight of DBLW now behind him, the Honiton Honey can overturn a very large Tory majority.

With affection,

Doris.

Dear Doris,

There are only  5 words that could convince me of the value of the rule of 3s. Those words a “a very large Tory majority”. Vote Doris, vote and good luck today.

I hope you don’t come to regret your advocacy of threesomes though: if you see a surge in readership of http://dorisbrazil.wordpress.com it will doubtless be the unsavory searching group sex with the shaven. There are a lot of very dodgy people out there–and I am prepared to concede that not all of them are Lib Dems.

About Liz Barron

US Peace Corps Volunteer in Armenia. Permanent address in Washington DC. Deep roots in Northern Ireland and persistent Belfast accent. Blogger,cook, mother, grandma, Scrabble-player and enthusiastic world traveler.
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One Response to Brazilian, ladies, threesomes:there’s worse than the Lib Dems out there

  1. Doris says:

    Alas and alack, the predicted late surge of support, as a result of yours truly putting her weight behind LibDem hopeful Jon Underwood, never materialised. However, at a time when I should be licking my wounds and stepping off the political stage, the elevation of Nick Clegg to ‘kingmaker’ has left me feeling quite euphoric and giddy.

    Being a little more parochial, the voters of Tiverton and Honiton have decided that Neil Parish shall be our next (Conservative) Member of Parliament. In the end it was all a bit dull and predictable in our neck of the woods. I am heartened that Mr Parish claims to be an animal rights campaigner and I shall be seeking his views on the repeal of fox hunting legislation at the earliest possible (my own view is that if we are to encourage mediaeval practices of setting animals on each other for sport, that dog-fighting should be legalised also, as well as badger baiting and cock fighting. If the upper class are allowed to ride around the countryside on horses chasing foxes, why not open the countryside up to the youth to ride around on their motorbikes chasing foxes?) I should tell you that DBLW phased out the sale of animal furs over a year ago, in case you were wondering, so I feel as if I have the moral high ground on this one.

    Heavens, how did I get distracted so?

    Have a lovely weekend Blabs. I am in the shop today and tomorrow I have to re-grout the tiles behind the bathroom sink but Flo and I are hoping to go to the last day of the Modbury Fair.

    With affection,

    Doris

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