1) Tina from Fiddleheads has dyed a green streak in the front of her hair. “It gives my mother something to focus on and she leaves the rest of me alone”
2) Tom and Mike have ordered the Foie Gras. And the goose. And the ham. There is talk of oysters.
3) Itchy Ankle abounds with light-up, blow-up snowmen
4) I am covered in unsightly bruises having fallen on the ice outdoors in Itchy Ankle. Things not to do in 2011: apply for Skating with the Stars
5) A friend I lunched with this week confessed to an affair with a Rockette. A real Christmas spectacular. Very flexible, apparently.