Wee chats

The Valentine gift: A guinea pig

“I am going to get him a guinea pig”

“Has he had one before?”

“No”

“So he doesn’t have a cage at home?”

“I am not going to buy the cage and the food and all that. Just the pig”

“How will you get it home?”

” They must give you a box. When you buy a fish, they give you a bag…”

Electronic Exchange(nt)

(A very Big Wig from a world renowned defense company is speaking at one of my upcoming events. He is busy, so we communicate by email subject line)

“plse send me a jpg to add to your bio”

” a picture of what?”

“You”

” Jpg attached”

Ugly Talk from White Van Man

“So we’re even. You have my van and I have your money”

“Yes, except you can spend my money and I can’t drive your van until I have the title”

“You’ll get your title. I am on the level, more on the level than most people around here. I am a white man”

About Liz Barron

US Peace Corps Volunteer in Armenia. Permanent address in Washington DC. Deep roots in Northern Ireland and persistent Belfast accent. Blogger,cook, mother, grandma, Scrabble-player and enthusiastic world traveler.
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