Gretel and the Handsome Prince are often confused. Their bewilderment this week has centered on the difference between fact and fantasy.
“I only found out this week that pirates are real” said the Handsome Prince in wonderment “I heard about them on the news. Before now I thought they were like giants and monsters and the Easter Bunny”.
“I know” said Gretel “it is hard to be sure what’s never real and what might have been around back in the day. An old man at work has a tattoo of a unicorn on his arm. I nearly asked him if he used to have one as a pet “.