Writin’ Dirty

I am pretty sure I have a peptic ulcer. Before you start with the lip pursing and teeth sucking and head shaking, I wish to stress that this is not a complaint brought on by stress; nor is it sparked by excess of any kind. The peptic ulcer, a kind of boil or black hole in the stomach lining, is caused by common or garden germs, such as those found on unwashed hands or undercooked poultry. The complaint can also be caused by kissing and so I am going to claim that my canker is the unfortunate after effect of an intense saliva exchange with a red hot lover who forgot his toothbrush. I don’t intend to rush to the doctor. I am pretty sure a stomach lining, like a curtain lining, a dress lining or a brake lining can last quite a long while before it gives out completely. I wouldn’t wish to effect repairs before I and my paramour are completely done 😉 and besides I have a busy week or two at work.  If I should be swapping Pepe for the Pepto Bismol, I am sure you will write.

About Liz Barron

US Peace Corps Volunteer in Armenia. Permanent address in Washington DC. Deep roots in Northern Ireland and persistent Belfast accent. Blogger,cook, mother, grandma, Scrabble-player and enthusiastic world traveler.
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